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cantre'r gwaelod

Cantre'r Gwaelod, also known as Cantref Gwaelod or Cantref y Gwaelod (The Lowland Hundred), is a legendary ancient sunken kingdom, said to have occupied a tract of fertile land lying between Ramsey Island and Bardsey Island in what is now Cardigan Bay to the west of Wales. It has been described as the "Welsh Atlantis" and has been featured in folklore, literature and song.

Cantre'r Gwaelod's capital was Caer Wyddno (The Fort of Gwyddno), seat of the ruler Gwyddno Garanhir, during the sixth century.  (Roughly 500-600 AD) In fact, up to around the 17 th century, Cantre’r Gwaelod was known as Maes Gwyddno (meaning ‘Gwyddno’s Land’), so named after this Welsh ruler. An earlier version of the legend associated with Maes Gwyddno asserts that the land was submerged under water when Mererid, a priestess of a fairy well, allowed the water to overflow. 

Much like Lyonesse, Cantre'r Gwaelod's underwater ruins have now been turned into a merfolk city. 



QUICKFACTS: 

Location: Off the coast of Wales, in Cardigan Bay
When Did It Sink?: Sometime in the 6th Century AD
City's Capitol: Caer Wyddno
Mermaid Type: N/A

Meditation for Mermaids: 
Playing ocean/dolphin music whilst looking into a mirror (preferably whilst in water) seeing your eyes change and physical self change, the way you speak change and affirm 'I am a Mermaid, I am really a Mermaid, My tail colour is ____ I sing beautifully, I have the personality, psychology, emotion, love, worldview, empathy, psychic abilities and opinion of a Mermaid', my home is _____ whilst wearing your Mermaid Jewellery (charged up) and moon energy/sounds. 














Mermaid Problems


















When the bouncer won’t let you into the club because your friend pre-gamed too hard.







When you finally get your drunk ass to the pizza place and it’s closed FOR NO DAMN GOOD REASON.



















Sebastian teaches you how to get a man in Flirting 101.







You wear hair extensions?
























I've hoarded so many starfish earrings that I'm scared they'll one day attack me.



If your date does not involve doing this, then don't even bother taking me out.





What the doctor prescribed me.

















Pour glitter on me and brush my hair. Now.





the dinglehopper of all dinglehoppers.....






Why does my friend always find the good dinglehoppers. 😒






Don't hate me cause you ain't got no sparkles on your skin.







In the event my power goes out...




Be the one to guide me ☸ But never hold me down ⚓


Just one of those days where I want to stuff my face with gummy worms and forget about the world.


I wish my hair was longer.



My starfish earrings are asleep, so they can't give me any compliments.


Heads or tails?... Are you serious? Tails, duh.


I'm way too high maintenance to even think about living in a water tower.


Your expensive jewelry looks better in my collection anyways.


Can't. Stop. Collecting.







Urgent Christmas call to action

Immigration to Britain hit its highest ever annual level of 650,000 new official figures have revealed on 1/12/16. Meanwhile 1/12/16 More than 250,000 are homeless in England - Shelter.
There are currently 3.7 million children living in poverty in the UK. That’s over a quarter of all children. More than 120,000 British children will be homeless this Christmas. 1,109,309 emergency food packages were distributed, with 425 foodbanks across the UK. More than 250,000 are homeless in England. Worst decade for living standards in the UK since WW2, UK suffers the worst period for salary in at least 70 years. And we are told we are a rich country, Britain’s debt mountain set to hit £2 trillion in the 2020s. Meaning Britain has no money left in the bank


More than 250,000 are homeless in England - Shelter


More than 120,000 British children will be homeless this Christmas, says charity


There are currently 3.7 millionchildren living in poverty in the UK. That’s over a quarter of all children.


1,109,309 emergency food packages were distributed with 425 foodbanks across the UK.


More than 250,000 are homeless in England - Shelter


Worst decade for living standards in the UK since WW2 says IFS


Britain’s debt mountain set to hit £2 trillion in the 2020s