Mermaid Problems

When the bouncer won’t let you into the club because your friend pre-gamed too hard. #mermaidproblems







When you finally get your drunk ass to the pizza place and it’s closed FOR NO DAMN GOOD REASON. #mermaidproblems



















Sebastian teaches you how to get a man in Flirting 101. #mermaidproblems







You wear hair extensions?
























I've hoarded so many starfish earrings that I'm scared they'll one day attack me. #mermaidproblems



If your date does not involve doing this, then don't even bother taking me out. #mermaidproblems





What the doctor prescribed me. #mermaidproblems

















Pour glitter on me and brush my hair. Now. #mermaidproblems





the dinglehopper of all dinglehoppers.....






Why does my friend always find the good dinglehoppers. #mermaidproblems






Don't hate me cause you ain't got no sparkles on your skin. #mermaidproblems

In the event my power goes out... #mermaidproblems

Be the one to guide me But never hold me down #mermaidproblems


Just one of those days where I want to stuff my face with gummy worms and forget about the world. #mermaidproblems


I wish my hair was longer. #mermaidproblems



My starfish earrings are asleep, so they can't give me any compliments. #mermaidproblems


Heads or tails?... Are you serious? Tails, duh. #mermaidproblems


I'm way too high maintenance to even think about living in a water tower. #mermaidproblems


Your expensive jewelry looks better in my collection anyways. #mermaidproblems


Can't. Stop. Collecting. #mermaidproblems